

My name is Ola, James Ola, / And I never drink a Cola. / Only whisky, milk and beer / And some pee of an ill deer.
First time, Ola didn’t know that he is alive. This first time took about 0,438 nano-seconds, and after this sweet eternity he decided to start to scream with all his small brave heart:
I am alive, folks! I am alive! This means that I have rights!
At this moment of his life, Ola was embarrased because he considered that his rights are not very well specified.
Hei you!, he dared to look at me with a high-pitched voice, I know that I have rights and I feel that you want to crush them giving me a shamefull existence! I would like to remember you that we should make love, not war, you heartless marius09!
I knew that the small creature wanted to got me in a trap, because, even I really like to make love, not war it is preferrable to make it as far as possible by trolls, els, fairies or whatever else species. Because tests showed that it really hurts.