
As if the Olympics aren’t shoved down my throat every four years already; having them here would be even more nauseating.
Let’s be honest. The Olympics are boring. Do you even know how many medals we won last year? Can you name an American gold medalist who isn’t a swimmer or a basketball player? I can’t.
So congrats to Rio. You’re a big deal.
Maybe now Chicago can focus on improving it’s schools and lowering the crime rate.